Parrot Piercing Belly What's The Matter Old Boy?

What's the matter old boy? - parrot piercing belly

A Punk Rocker is in a bus: it is pierced and tattooed, with colored hair in a high Mohican. He sees an old man sees and asks, "What the f *** 's the boy question - have you ever had anything wild in your life?"
"Yes," said the old man. "I had sex with a parrot once, and I was asking f **** s if he was my son."